An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly; the Loch Ness Monster attacked his boat. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. It then opened its mouth waiting below to swallow them both.
As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out,"Oh, my God! Help me!"
Suddenly, the scene froze in place and as the atheist hung in midair a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn’t believe in me!" "God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded,"Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!" "Well," said God, "now that you are a believer, you must understand that I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change hearts.
What would you have me do?" The atheist thinks for a minute then says, "God, please have the Loch Ness Monster believe in you also." God replies, "So be it."
The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards the ravenous jaws of the monster. The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food you have so graciously provided..."
5 comments:
Oh Noel!!! This is so funny!!
Where did you ever get a story like this?
You told it in such good words that I was clinging to my chair just waiting to see what would happen and as I read the end of the story, I ended up laughing..
I better not wake Bernie up as he has to get up early to work but I WILL read it to him tomorrow!!
You sound like such a fun guy. Your wife must surely be missing this....From Terry
:) lol
You think this is cool Jel...You should see how cool Noel's "Pinoy's Memories" and his love letters to his children are....Cool PERSONIFIED!!!...love Terry
Oh by the way...Hi Noel Lewis!!
I can't take credit for this one Terry. Someone sent it to me via Email.
Thanks a lot Noel for all your work!
I will go to Miss Katy's happy this morning!!....From Terry
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